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Jerry Pinto
Jerry Pinto


Thriving in chaos

We all know what we should be doing. We should eat less, we should exercise more, we should stop to enjoy life, we should be kinder and gentler to those we love, we should work smarter, we should sleep more, we should…

And yet, it seems no one does these things. When I go to a home inhabited by a young male person, I know what I will find. There will be nothing in the fridge except for some leftovers from some nameless night out. There will be no fruit, no vegetables. There will be plenty of alcohol and plenty of unwashed clothes and there will be a general air of panic because something is due and should have been done last week and was not done last week and now has to be done at the last minute. The young man in question will know exactly what he should have been doing. He should have divided up the task into its components. He should have assessed the time each would take. He should have then worked these into a schedule. He should have monitored the schedule for progress and if he was slipping behind, he should have flagged this with his superiors so that they could help or at least they would be kept in the loop.

But when his superior did ask, “How is it going?” his response was the knee-jerk, guilt-ridden “Fine. I’m on top of it.” His superior probably knew he wasn’t on top of it. His superior, as an older and wiser person, should have said: “Come in and show me your progress. Let’s see where you’re at” at which point all that was not done and should have been done would have been revealed. But the superior was lazy perhaps. He didn’t want to take the trouble. And so he rationalised it to himself: “It is his job,” he said to himself. “It is what we pay him to do. He should get on with it.” Or even worse, his superior, being older, is a little jealous of the young man’s youth and promise. His own promise has been fulfilled now and it has not, perhaps, been as sumptuous a promise as he hoped it would be. “Let the little twit screw it up,” he thinks to himself. “Thinks he’s so great with his degree from that foreign university.”

82thriving Illustration: Bhaskaran

We are none of us who we should be. We know who we can be. We just don’t seem to be that person. The entire self-help industry is based on this gap between knowledge and application. You would not need a diet plan and a dietician and a nutritionist’s advice if you just remembered your grandmother’s words: Your eyes are bigger than your stomach. You’d just eat less. You wouldn’t need a gym if you walked up the stairs to work. You wouldn’t need a marriage counsellor if you realised that what you expect out of marriage is not what you are willing to put into it. You know this. You just won’t do anything about it.

Again, I know this and I won’t do anything about it. I often wonder why we are not better programmed. Why is it so difficult to feed the middle-class child? Why do parents or maids have to run after children with their food? (In one magnificent instance, I witnessed a young man running after his cat to feed her. She led him a merry dance, this frabjous feline, leaping from chair to chair and only stopping occasionally for a nibble at her kibble. “Why are you doing that?” I asked. “The animal will eat when it feels like it.” “She,” he corrected me gently, “will not eat unless she is fed.” His time, I thought, to spend the way he wants it.) Why do so many educated people continue to smoke when they know they are wreaking havoc in their systems? Why do we gamble when we know that the house always wins?

Meanwhile, the self-help books keep piling up and the money keeps rolling in. And this column began when I went to a friend’s home whose major problem is procrastination. For his birthday, a common friend had given him a book that was guaranteed to cure him. “Have you read it?”

I asked.

“I’m going to start tomorrow,”

he said. He believed it too.

Jerry Pinto is a reluctant traveller with itchy feet.

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