We all have that friend (or friends) who is destined to remain a couch potato on 14 February. If you are in a love-hate relationship with that single person or have the freedom to pierce his or her broken heart a little bit on V-Day, here are 15 messages to send. They are mean, but not very mean, savage but not unpardonable, and importantly, on point!
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Who knows, maybe a little rudeness could be the motivation your friend needs to find their soulmate in hiding. Try sending them these texts on Valentine's Day!
- Happy Valentine's Day! I was going to set you up with someone, but I actually like them too much to do that to them.
- I hope your Valentine’s Day is as drama-free as your dating life... because there isn't one
- At this point, being single is your personality trait.
- Happy Valentine's Day! You’re the only person I know who can buy themselves a gift and still pretend to be surprised :P
- Think of all the money you’re saving today. You’re not single; you’re just economically superior ;)
- If Rocky bhai was the CEO of India, you’re officially the CEO of Third Wheeling... Happy Valentine’s Day!
- Couples are exchanging gifts. You’re exchanging memes and peace. Cheers, buddy!
- Happy Valentine’s Day! I’d tell you to go find the love of your life, but I think you’d rather just find a remote that works.
- Happy Valentine’s Day! Don’t worry, your soulmate is out there. They’re probably just stuck in traffic. Or dead. One of the two.
- At least you don’t have to post a caption you don’t mean. Happy Valentine’s Day!
- Cupid saw your profile and said, “I’ll get back to you.” Just hang tight!
- Another Valentine’s Day, another year of “it’s complicated” with nobody.
- Your relationship status has more stability than your excuses.
- You don’t need a Valentine — you need a miracle and better texting skills.
- At this point, your soulmate might be lost or avoiding you on purpose. I'm confused too -_-