We all have that one friend who is without a Valentine (again). It’s alright; you can't resist the temptation to pull their leg if you love them. A little savagery could be the motivation your friend needs to find their soulmate in hiding.
Here are ten sharp, office-appropriate, and—most importantly—playfully savage messages to send your single friends on this Chocolate Day:
1. “Chocolate Day for you means zero sharing, zero drama, and zero texts. Cheers, mate!”
2. “Chocolate Day: When your only date is the expiry date on the wrapper.”
3. “Happy Chocolate Day! Eat all the chocolates yourself — at least they won’t leave you too soon :P ”
4. "May your chocolate be as dark and cold as your dating life."
5. “Even dark chocolate has more sweetness than your dating history.”
6. “Chocolate Day reminder: chocolates melt, relationships end, but your single status remains undefeated.”
7. "Celebrating alone? Don't worry, the calories don't count if there isn’t a significant other around to witness the shame."
8. “Couples celebrate Chocolate Day. Singles celebrate emotional resilience.”
9. “You’re single on Chocolate Day because even fate said, ‘Let’s not waste chocolate.’”
10. “Chocolate Day reminder that the only thing being unwrapped tonight is your loneliness :P”
